Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Thanks for messing with my mind...

You know how if you are told something again and again you start believing it to be true? Well after being asked if I was pregnant FOUR times in the past two weeks I started to think I was. Seriously!! I started believing it so much so that my uterus started cramping, my stomach became bloated, I have been unbelievably tired, and some what nauseous. Yikes, I CAN"T be pregnant I have an IUD. To solidify my pregnancy fears my good friend Korrin told me about her poor little sister who got pregnant with an IUD. Apparently it slipped after she stopped breast feeding. Wait a second I just stopped breast feeding!! GULP!!!



Thank goodness for dollar store pregnancy tests!! What is a girl to do when she starts believing she is pregnant? Well I RAN to the nearest dollar store to stock up on pregnancy tests. Yes, folks I buy my pregnancy tests in bulk from the dollar store, because the tests are only a dollar I can buy ten at the price you get one from the grocery store. No I didn't take ten pregnancy tests, but maybe I used two or possibly three. The good news is I AM NOT PREGNANT!!! (like I would break the news to my family over the internet).

I guess the point of my story is stop asking if I am pregnant because it is really starting to play with my mind.

Just incase you missed the part where I said I AM NOT PREGNANT, I thought I would state it again I AM NOT PREGNANT!

6 comments:

Di said...

I got asked if I was pregnant too (before I was) when I would wear those tops that kind of look like maternity, but are not... just the style.
I get my pregnancy tests at the dollar store too :)

Andrea Griggs said...

I'm sorry, but I think this is hilarious! It's amazing what the power of suggestion can do to a person! I'm glad to hear that you are not pregnant before you want to be. Thanks for sharing. . . .and for the record-NO, you do NOT look pregnant!

Lyndee said...

you are so funny! and I don't think you look pregnant at all! :)

watsonshuffle said...

What a funny story! I can see myself doing the same thing just to be 100% sure that I'm not pregnant.

Missletoe said...

Oh! This is so exciting! Maybe this time you will have a girl! I still can't believe you didn't call to tell me! Bahhahaa...

Glama said...

I surprised you didn't have Jenny go get the pregnancy tests at the dollar store...She could run the control test again on the cheap dollar store pregnancy test. This time she could be the "control" person who is pregnant testing the accuracy. Great story...